| Mom: | *calls my name* |
| Me: | *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest* |
| Mom: | Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting. |
| Me: |
| me: | that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older |